My wife just sent me a pic.

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 11/04/2015 at 10:55 • Filed to: None

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They were playing in the basement and my son opened his Disney Planes aircraft carrier, only to find this:

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 10:57

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What is that?

TheHondaBro > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 10:58

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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

450X_FTW > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 10:58

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just to be safe, burn your house down

CalzoneGolem > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/04/2015 at 10:59

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It is a large boat that planes can take off from and land on.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:01

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Well you probably don’t have a mouse problem anymore with that little fuzzy thing running around in the night.

ttyymmnn > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:03

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I think that's Shelob.

and 100 more > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:04

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I can’t get a sense of scale. How big is it? The diamond plate pattern makes it look enormous.

TheHondaBro > and 100 more 11/04/2015 at 11:06

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I’ve added a human to scale.

RazoE > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:11

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Might be a brown recluse spider, aka hobo spider, aka fiddler spider. VERY DANGEROUS. It’s not deadly, but it’ll melt your skin. No bueno.

random001 > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:16

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > CalzoneGolem 11/04/2015 at 11:16

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But that’s not important right now.

BigBlock440 > RazoE 11/04/2015 at 11:22

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No, it’s not a brown recluse.

thebigbossyboss > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:25

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Move women and children to a neighbouring state and nuke it from space.

CalzoneGolem > haveacarortwoorthree2 11/04/2015 at 11:28

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Svend > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:36

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So did you send a message back saying, ‘I love you but I won’t be home tonight or ever again, I’m moving out. Your welcome to come with me but I won’t ever return to that house again. P.S. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES’. You know, something like that. :)

Nibby > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 11:46

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FEED IT TO YOUR SON

HammerheadFistpunch > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/04/2015 at 11:52

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A saboteur!

shop-teacher > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 12:10

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Well, clearly that aircraft carrier needs to be hit with an anti-ship missile.

pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/04/2015 at 19:50

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just step on it.

or hit it with the ban hammer.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/06/2015 at 14:58

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Time for a new toy.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/06/2015 at 15:00

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PS9 > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/06/2015 at 16:00

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* slams toy closed*

*throws toy into fire*

* throws fire into space*

*speeds us the expansion of the universe until space is not at thing anymore*

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 11/12/2015 at 10:21

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But that’s not important right now...

McMike > mkbruin, Atlas VP 11/12/2015 at 10:42

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Brace yourself for the next picture.